Make a wish and have it corrupted!

[Champtim not log in]

Granted, but you get shot in the head by an bush.

I wish PS3 to be cheaper.

[saberknight]

Granted, but the prices for all the games triple.

I wish that the popup that is right in the middle of the screen and won't go away when I click "x" will go away.

[comicmakerex]

Granted, but thousands of other popups appear for no reason

I wish I had Wii and SSBB

[megagreg]

Granted, Nintendo found out that you stole it and they kill you.

I wish for all the coca-cola in the world!

[comicmakerex]

Granted, but you were reminded of that filler in "MegaMan the Comic"

I wish Magagreg stopped the "You stole it" thing

[champtim]

Granted, but then, I start using the "You stole it" thing.

I wish that it rains kittens.

[megagreg]

Granted, their infected with AIDS!

I wish I could understand Flash Animation.

[saberknight]

Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish that I could think of better city names for the story I'm writing.

[megagreg]

Granted, the city name is "Gulotopia" and for some reason, it all burns.

I wish there was a real soda bar.

[champtim]

Granted, but all the sodas in the Soda bar are sugar free.

I wish that there was a new counter strike game.

[saberknight]

Granted, but it stinks.

I wish that we got to stay for the entire Minor-leauge baseball game (we left in the 8th inning 'cause the innings were long and my little sis was wining).
On another note: But I did get a ball! ;D ;D ;D

[megagreg]

Granted, the whole base ball field burns down.

I wish that I was Solid Snake.

[rengori]

Granted but while hiding under a box a guard notices the box moving and riddles it with bullets.

I wish I had a giant plasma cannon.

[megagreg]

Granted, you used it to destory the universe and god recreates life.

I wish there wasn't any snakes on a plane.

[comicmakerex]

Granted, but they were replaced with crocs.

I wish I had something nonfatal to do.